TED: An Extreme Horror SHORT STORY by Shaw Matt

Author:Shaw, Matt [Shaw, Matt]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Published: 2015-04-01T16:00:00+00:00

4.

They call it a ‘donkey punch’. I’m not sure who invented it, or thought of it at least. All I can presume was that it was designed by a wife-beater and his gobby shit of a wife. Maybe they were fucking and she was giving him some grief over something. I don’t know, maybe he needed to pull his weight around the house a bit more? Something like that? So anyway, there she was giving him a mouthful whilst he was banging her from behind and it got to the point where he was like ‘fuck this shit’ and - to quieten her up - gave her a punch in the back of the head. The resulting hit made her vagina - or arse - tighten and, in the process, gave the man an intense orgasm. Impressed with this discovery, he then proceeded to share it among his friends and it soon became a thing of legend. Like I said, I don’t know who invented it or where it came from but if I had to hazard a guess, it would definitely be something along those lines. Think about it, it makes sense.

There are many different weird and wonderful sex acts that a lot of people have no idea about. The Donkey Punch is but one of them. Slipping and sliding in and out of this bucket-cunt now, in doggie, I am reminded of another practise called the ‘Houdini’. Whilst going for it - at an alarming rate - the man is supposed to suddenly pull out of the woman’s snatch and spit on her back. The woman is fooled into thinking he has shot his load. She turns around and - surprise - the man ejaculates in her face. If one were so inclined they could even follow this up by creating a ‘strawberry shortcake’ whereby - after shooting his load in the girl’s face - he promptly punches her on the nose, causing a nosebleed. The blood mixes with the sperm and - hey presto - the red and white looks just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake. I am yet to do this one. And speaking of ones I am yet to try… ‘The Alabama Hot Pocket’. You separate the girl’s vagina lips and then shit inside. Job done.

“What’s wrong, baby?” she asked, turning her head back to me.

Nothing was wrong other than the fact I had momentarily been distracted thinking about weird sexual practises and - of course - I was here, trying to get to the point of climax with a woman the size of a tunnel. I started to increase the rhythm. Actions speak louder than words after all. She buried her head back down into the soft mattress and continued with the fake moans of ‘being paid’. I ignored them and mentally went through my library of hot girls I’d fucked, seen naked, fancied or - finally - wanted to see naked. Images of film stars, prostitutes, the girl next

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